So that thing we call updating?

We have both decided that we are lazy. snorlax is moving back to her blogs on her myspace page. while the lovely cubone will eventually pursue that creative writing thing.

bye yall

Camping

I know we have been absent for a while.

Snorlax is busy.

And Cubone is always ill.

well, so are you snorlax.

yeah, but at least im still being creepy.

oh yeah. please stop telling me about licking diseased kittens in the right kind of way. 

but it was funny.

no...no it lead to the thought about how it could be the right kind of way.

so camping?

ah yes. Our lovely white roommates decided to drag us to the wilderness.

we think they are trying to kill us.

they even had a machete 

we were defenseless and therefore forced into going.

it wasnt that bad.

they did the mysterious white person dance around the fire pit with their feet.

that was horrifying 

and the lovely kid from Louisiana lit our food on fire....several times

Cancer is the best type of flavoring

it's what i always wanted

definitely didnt know that we would become the only thing holding our tent down at night cause of the high winds.

you at least didnt have a raccoon scratching at your face the whole night.

is that why your mouth is foaming

yeah. tried to hide it as long as i could.

Cubone got lucky.

Wait, whose turn is it?

I dont remember. 

oh, ok, well Someone who isnt snorlax decided to be a smart kid and avoid the 'bathrooms'.

these "bathrooms" are simply a shit covered whole in the floor with mice and insects dancing around at the bottom.

at least you didnt shine a flashlight down it.

that was your own fault.

i was curious.

likely story.

aw, you know i love you like explosive diarrhea. you make the walls all colorful.

STOP IT! i live with your creepy ass, lets leave the weird ways you love me out of this.

but..but..

NO! ill bring up bound prince pictures again!

...*shudders* ....he peed on his face....and people liked it....

so, camping. the toilets where not really toilets.

we think they were just the epitome of white people.

all shit covered and white lined. 

:3. 

then Snorlax made another bad choice. she went hiking.....with white people.

seriously, i'm surprised nobody took one of my kidneys.

it wasnt even that sharp.

but some rocks were. But ne who, anyone who goes camping in NM knows its not really camping.

no, it's simply a test to deal with your love of dust and rocks.

and wind.

and random cactus bits on the ground

sometimes buried in the dirt.

lying in wait...until you sit on them.

at least the blasting of disney music was fitting.

i was scared. 

oh come on...the mulan song was cute. ^^

i wanted to curb stomp something. it was too...disney.

Snorlax hates disney.

well, duh. Disney is full of furries.

hey, they need love too.

no, no they dont. They need to be beaten down with metal sticks. 

they might like that.

im trying not to think about it. But disney, they are made of furries.

We aren't joking. 

Look at Lion King

Or Robin Hood

Or Fox and the Hound

Or The Aristocats (which is racist. )

Or Bob Saget's rendition of the Aristocrat joke.

That doesn't Count. 

No, but it was funny.

True.

See, we do have a point.

Unlike most times.

Disney is trying to corrupt kids into being attracted to animals.

Who is nala's father?

Probably Mufasa.

Who is Simba's father?

Mother Fuckin Mufasa.

Disney is also promoting INCEST!!

MMMM...siblings were never so easy.

We aren't even going near Fox & the Hound. 

Instead, we will leave you with this nice picture..:

Sometimes, We Pee a LIttle When We Laugh

occasionally, stupid things happen to your dear snorlax.

there was the time that i went to school and underwear was stuck to my book-bag. No, not sexy panties but your mother brightly colored grannie panties.

there was a day when the crotch was completely gone from a pair of pants and yours truly, didn't even notice until she got home...

I still think the time i had a marilyn monroe moment was quite hilarious, especially cause i flashed the whole school. 

I once was so drunk i vomited in front of the bathrooms of my dormitory and no one told me it was me. well, they did, but it was a week later.

I just seemed to be followed by bad luck.

like ants covering my front porch to the point i cannot go to work

or a rabbit eating my uniform.

i just dont agree with the world, i seem to be its indigestion.

there is a point. eventually. i swear. besides this horribly incorrect series of 'sentences.

recently a electric toothbrush was in my book bag

how is a long story. 

i simply forgot it was there

so i walked all over campus..

with something vibrating in my book bag.

yeah, people didnt flash to toothbrush

i didnt notice it until my spanish class.

where the teacher pointed it out to me

yeah, im pretty oblivious to things lately

i blame that natural hair coming in

stupid blonde hair

soooo, nothing like breaking the ice in a class with having to explain that its a toothbrush

especially when you didnt know what it was and tore apart your bag to find the mysterious object

or finding out you are allergic to lavender when you are drinking some, and your tongue goes numb. 

yeah, im smart....real intelligent.

Oh, You, Still trying to be good eh?

Ok, so I am lazy.

With a side of sick.

And some zombie fear, which has awakened some deeply buried hatred.

Oh yes, I am not going to be nice today. I don't think you would be if idiots were moving their gabbing their maws in the most annoying fashion.

Why, Snorlax, what ever do you mean?

Code Geass

 

You know, I am not huge on Anime, but I live in a house where the president of Anime Club resides. Yes, nerdy, but informative. It doesn't take an anime freak to notice that this sad excuse of  brain melting anime is not worth watching. It's not even worth knowing,

I feel like my IQ has dropped to the dangerous zone of retardation just because I sat through four episodes. Thats right, I only watched four episodes, and even I, the slow kid, know what the hell this show is, and that my friends, is beyond sad. 

Without a doubt, A midget who is both blind and deaf could draw the conclusion that this show is a Trollop. Thats right, You dirty dirty STROMPET! 

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion is a mecha animu noted for its clever and original plot. It became the the cancer of anime for the whole summer of 2008.

And sadly, the kemo just wont get rid of it. Its the Kieth Richards of the anime world, IT JUST WONT DIE!

The show started with the idea of writing and producing what would eventually become a new anime that would include innovative and brand-new elements never seen before in the genre: 

giant robots, large-scale military invasions, heaps upon heaps of still-attractive bishie corpses and more tits than aPlayboy shoot. 

Despite having killer-cool giant rollerskate-wearing mecha, which are clearly more effective than tanks and other conventional weapons, and lots of female military officers with e-size tits, Britannia is still just a bunch of British Francophone Nazis, who want to take over the world and do what Hitler would have done had he lived on.

The pitiful main characeter, Lelouch Lamperouge is the repulsively unlikable main character -- a pretentious bitch who lives his life in the lap of luxury, surrounded by beautiful women whom he has absolutely no attraction to. 

Apparently this not enough for the spoiled aristocratic cunt, so for the sake of the plot he one day wakes up with a terrible case of butthurt over the way the Japanese people are being treated.

oh no, Japan is being suppressed by Britania, I must change this because it is wrong, We aren't china!

Yeah, anyone else notice that too?

It's funny how Lulu doesn't even fuckin notice that Britannia is doing practically everything that Japan did to China during WWII, just with out robots that have skates. 

Lulu, then does what any self respecting citizen would do, join a resistance. Of course, this is even fucked over by that useless green haired character that mysteriously gives him superpowers called " Geass ". 

I would have been fine if CC never showed up again. But no, i had to learn her name, the idiotic whore who is akin to vaginal sandpaper. Seriously i would rather sandpaper my genitalia then deal with half the useless tripe in this show. 

Things get needlessly complicated when it turns he's the son of the Emperor of Britannia himself, and oh my god, where you surprised? I wasn't. 

The whole, " I am your father syndrome" is the most predictable bowl of toxic waste since Pam Anderson was created. Oh, she is older than Star Wars. Here, we believe that the government made her after Marilyn Monroe died, but had problems running her then just gave up after realizing that nothing is going to escape that black hole she calls a vagina.

 

BUT surprise surprise! Lulu decides to go against is father's evil political state. I really wanted to know if there was going to be some talking bears and maybe Harrison Ford. 

His fiancé is Suzaku Kururugi, a green-eyed, brown-haired Azn(because clearly Azns always have green eyes and brown hair) who has decided to join the Britannians because he firmly believes in his childhood ideals. Although the two are engaged to be married, they only fight when they're inside their Mechs because they don't know they're actually not enemies...kinda like another anime you may have seen.

Lelouch declares himself the defender of justice, assuming the name "Zero" which is oddly reminiscent to Zorro, but instead this one fails. It's a Beta version after all. After creating the most original name in existence, the black knights, a form of a terrorist vigilante group, he starts to fight back against his own nation.

During the course of the show (and again, for no particular reason), Lulu finds his awesomely hot sister Euphemia, who professes a pressing need for white and fluffy storyline development. Lulu objects, but after being offered to get into her sister's panties (no, srsly, there's that one episode where he says his sis was his first love) he readily reconsiders.

The two of them gather a whole lot of people in a closed stadium surrounded by armed military men -- always anauspicious start for creating a "white and fluffy world." While there, Euphemia asks Lulu to go to a dark backroom, where he does something to set her off (i was to busy being interested in something else) She grabs herself a gun and starts to party down like a pro.

Lulu, in order to hide that he made such a colossal error, kills her, causing yet another needless character death.

The season then ends in mass chaos.

ok, thank god, its over, but wait, NO!

The creators got together and Smoked some CRACK!

Actually, the did Heroin. ALL THE TIME!

It was already clear for the viewers that this continuation would be a bigass trainwreck from the get-go when a new lead character,Rolo, was introduced. 

It didn't take a geniusto figure out this asshole would prove to be the improbable animu version ofScrappy-Doo -- a younger, stupider, uglier, infinitely more annoying version of the main character.

Things could only go downhill from there: the continuity of the entire fucking show is totally ignored, so that the first seven episodes were made by following the same damn scenario as the first season, leavingthe viewers to wonder whether this new incarnation of Code Geass will be a similar disappointment as Higurashi

There is then a new cast of characters, WHAT THE HELL? YOU MEAN I HAVE TO KNOW THESE PEOPLE? THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD EPISODE I HAVE WATCHED!

Later on, Rolo takes Lelouch to the Wonderland of Joy and dies from the divine punishment of using the Za Warudo move that was way too cool for him. 

Lelouch suddenly battles against a floating Jupiter-like thing on the ceiling that came from a hidden dimension in his basement. 

By this point, no one who watched the show knew what the fuck was going on.

Lelouch finds himself in a world turned upside down, so now he's in control of the bad guy's side half of the world, fighting against the good guys.

Theoretically the show could have spiraled even further out of control, but luckily it didn't, because shortly thereafter the show then meets an unexpectedly simple ending, and everybody lives happily ever after. 

So we move past the show, and look closer at the episodes.

Apparently the people that made Code Geass thought it a bright idea to make every episode end the same way and despite what many with common sense would readily figure out, all the loyal fans still took the bait. At the end of each episode, one or more of these totally unpredicted happenings occur:

• Good guy becomes bad guy
• Bad buy becomes good guy
• Unexpected truth is revealed
• One of the main characters dies
• Somebody turns out to actually not be dead, even after getting a nuke dropped on them. Obviously, they had a ready supply of refrigerators and Indiana Jones instructing them.

If the repetition of episodes wasnt enough, there is the opening sequences. Like most bad animu, Code Geass had way to many. I honestly think they were trying to compete with how much dick the average sorority girl has in her mouth, but then again, i could be wrong. They may have been competing with kittens.

• FLOW - COLOURS

huge, booming, epic anthem that impresses nobody because it clearly tries way too fucking hard  

JIBUN WOOOOOOOOO~

• Jinn - "Raion"

A Japanese girl shrieking into a microphone in a failed effort to "sing", ending up sounding more like the audio to someweird porno with a Japanese girl shrieking into a microphone while scraping her vagina with sandpaper.

• access - "Hitomi no Tsubasa"

Mind-melting, ultra-hyper explosion of glittery, super-saccharine J-Techno from the people that brought you the soundtrack to Gravitation. Listening to it will make the world seem sparkly and wonderful.

Im pretty sure by now, you are asking your self, Snorlax, haven't i seen this shit before?

and i would have to say, why Yes, yes you have.

After watching a few episodes, you'll get this strange feeling of déjà vu. You see, this plot was originally played out on Death Note which failed, and before that in Final Fantasy Tactics, which sucked more than the last two combined.

The main difference between Code Geass and Death Note is that the latter is about creepy emo kids, while the former is about significantly-less-creepy-and-emo terrorist and Fascist kids -- although both contain the seemingly mandatory overload of delicious Japanese homolust.

The similarities to Final Fantasy Tactics make the blatant plagarism even more blatant: Lelouche is a noble who wants to overthrow the system by working outside it (like Ramza) and Suzaku is a lower-class born kiss-ass who wants to overthrow the system by working inside it (like Delita).

Both contain and equal amount of tiresomely ambiguous homosexual situations, as if Shounen Jump and Square  Enix(respectively) needed any more of that.

To make matters worse (or better, in case you hate this show) Rolo's special attack is actually a stolen version of Za Warudo, which came from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, a manga that, kind of like Code Geass, arbitrarily became the gayest thing in the world.

YOU LOVE US! YOU REALLY LOVE US!

Sometimes, we do feel loved! 

sarah! you should just shush!

Exactly.

If I want to talk to myself because Cubone is lazy, then I will.

But I'll drop the pretense. 

Cubone is in LA. You know, that retarded cousin of Arkansas that we all know about but dont say anything because they might get offended.

So here I am. In Hialeah. 

I just wanted to say, that we are back. Well, I am. Cubone updates sometimes, but it is mostly me, on my lonesome. Poor snorlax.

Oh, The, cake is that way. *points to ABQ*

We shall talk more when Both of use arrive back in ABQ

NO MORE ANIMAL PLANET!

On reflection, I shouldn’t be allowed to watch animal planet anymore.

 

Yeah, those shows that have the cute puppy and the kittens is just bait.

 

Hook, line and sinker.

 

I found myself watching the animal planet.

 

A lot.

 

And by a lot, I mean all the time.

 

And by all the time, I mean all day everyday.

 

You know…I never knew I could be paranoid about so many things.

 

I already hate the water…I hate it even more. Shark night was not educational. Neither was the special on jelly fish.

 

Ok. I take that back. It was educational. A little too educational.

 

I am not going in the ocean unless I have a body suit and a cage around me at all times…a cage that doesn’t let anything in.

 

Yeah. Apparently, a small great white, A FREAKING SMALL GREAT WHITE…A GREAT WHITE, can get in.

 

I say great white so many times because it is A FREAKING GREAT WHITE. WHAT THE HELL?!!

 

A SMALL ONE IS PRETTY FUCKIN HUGE!

 

…I am never visiting Missouri again. Brown recluse.. *shudders*, if I want necrotic flesh I will…well, I don’t know what I will do but not that.

 

I am paranoid about snakes. I mean, I didn’t mind the damned things before. Kind of like my friendship with spiders.

 

I don’t mind them

 

As long as they are not on me.

 

Ps: have you ever seen a shark jump? Yeah…they can do that. Didn’t know that did you?

 

But anyways, as long as they aren’t on me. Or by me. Ok, the second part is for the snakes.

 

Snakes on a mother fucking plane was entertaining because, well 1) Samuel L. Jackson is the real Chuck Norris.  Ok, the black Chuck Norris….but better. And 2) the snakes were on the mother fucking plane. Not by me.

 

Point being: I don’t have a venomous snake right next to me

 

One that can make my digits swell and look like rotten bratwurst.

 

Did you know that snake venom can digest your skin from the inside out? I DIDN’T! not pretty.

 

Ewww…I think there was liquefied tissue and some blood oozing our of a  few pores. Yah, those tiny things.

 

And to think I laughed and scoffed at someone’s fear of lady bugs…mehhahdfyyayyaya….

 

I am staying  inside.

 

With hairspray

 

You know, cause I am a girl like that.

 

Got to spray everything.

 

Though that one time with the wasp worked.

 

Ewww…please put the sunglasses back on. No one wants to see a face mauled by a grizzly bear.

 

Serisouly, his eyes popped out. Both orbitals were shattered. The front of this guy’s face was completely torn off and shattered..

 

Another guy was mauled by a shark. Not bit, practically mauled. You can see his kidneys. His legs were down the throat.

 

Yeah, definitely avoiding the ocean….

 

I do not think I will be able to sleep with out thinking that anything is a spider bite… or there is a snake in the bed… or that the room will flood. Mew?