there was the time that i went to school and underwear was stuck to my book-bag. No, not sexy panties but your mother brightly colored grannie panties.
there was a day when the crotch was completely gone from a pair of pants and yours truly, didn't even notice until she got home...
I still think the time i had a marilyn monroe moment was quite hilarious, especially cause i flashed the whole school.
I once was so drunk i vomited in front of the bathrooms of my dormitory and no one told me it was me. well, they did, but it was a week later.
I just seemed to be followed by bad luck.
like ants covering my front porch to the point i cannot go to work
or a rabbit eating my uniform.
i just dont agree with the world, i seem to be its indigestion.
there is a point. eventually. i swear. besides this horribly incorrect series of 'sentences.
recently a electric toothbrush was in my book bag
how is a long story.
i simply forgot it was there
so i walked all over campus..
with something vibrating in my book bag.
yeah, people didnt flash to toothbrush
i didnt notice it until my spanish class.
where the teacher pointed it out to me
yeah, im pretty oblivious to things lately
i blame that natural hair coming in
stupid blonde hair
soooo, nothing like breaking the ice in a class with having to explain that its a toothbrush
especially when you didnt know what it was and tore apart your bag to find the mysterious object
or finding out you are allergic to lavender when you are drinking some, and your tongue goes numb.
yeah, im smart....real intelligent.
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