Camping

I know we have been absent for a while.

Snorlax is busy.

And Cubone is always ill.

well, so are you snorlax.

yeah, but at least im still being creepy.

oh yeah. please stop telling me about licking diseased kittens in the right kind of way. 

but it was funny.

no...no it lead to the thought about how it could be the right kind of way.

so camping?

ah yes. Our lovely white roommates decided to drag us to the wilderness.

we think they are trying to kill us.

they even had a machete 

we were defenseless and therefore forced into going.

it wasnt that bad.

they did the mysterious white person dance around the fire pit with their feet.

that was horrifying 

and the lovely kid from Louisiana lit our food on fire....several times

Cancer is the best type of flavoring

it's what i always wanted

definitely didnt know that we would become the only thing holding our tent down at night cause of the high winds.

you at least didnt have a raccoon scratching at your face the whole night.

is that why your mouth is foaming

yeah. tried to hide it as long as i could.

Cubone got lucky.

Wait, whose turn is it?

I dont remember. 

oh, ok, well Someone who isnt snorlax decided to be a smart kid and avoid the 'bathrooms'.

these "bathrooms" are simply a shit covered whole in the floor with mice and insects dancing around at the bottom.

at least you didnt shine a flashlight down it.

that was your own fault.

i was curious.

likely story.

aw, you know i love you like explosive diarrhea. you make the walls all colorful.

STOP IT! i live with your creepy ass, lets leave the weird ways you love me out of this.

but..but..

NO! ill bring up bound prince pictures again!

...*shudders* ....he peed on his face....and people liked it....

so, camping. the toilets where not really toilets.

we think they were just the epitome of white people.

all shit covered and white lined. 

:3. 

then Snorlax made another bad choice. she went hiking.....with white people.

seriously, i'm surprised nobody took one of my kidneys.

it wasnt even that sharp.

but some rocks were. But ne who, anyone who goes camping in NM knows its not really camping.

no, it's simply a test to deal with your love of dust and rocks.

and wind.

and random cactus bits on the ground

sometimes buried in the dirt.

lying in wait...until you sit on them.

at least the blasting of disney music was fitting.

i was scared. 

oh come on...the mulan song was cute. ^^

i wanted to curb stomp something. it was too...disney.

Snorlax hates disney.

well, duh. Disney is full of furries.

hey, they need love too.

no, no they dont. They need to be beaten down with metal sticks. 

they might like that.

im trying not to think about it. But disney, they are made of furries.

We aren't joking. 

Look at Lion King

Or Robin Hood

Or Fox and the Hound

Or The Aristocats (which is racist. )

Or Bob Saget's rendition of the Aristocrat joke.

That doesn't Count. 

No, but it was funny.

True.

See, we do have a point.

Unlike most times.

Disney is trying to corrupt kids into being attracted to animals.

Who is nala's father?

Probably Mufasa.

Who is Simba's father?

Mother Fuckin Mufasa.

Disney is also promoting INCEST!!

MMMM...siblings were never so easy.

We aren't even going near Fox & the Hound. 

Instead, we will leave you with this nice picture..: