The Real-Life Superhero

In my slightly inebriated state, I am fully prepared to state that this is not going to be that nice towards the superhero.

Let me first introduce the FAQ from their WEBSITE! Oh noes, they are organized and on the web! Quick 4-chan track them down so we can throw them in the loon!

Read this

The whole idea of a person...and everyday person dressing up in a well crafted costume to fight crime and perform good deeds is ridiculous. 

You want to do good deeds. VOLUNTEER.

I don't care if you have a paper bag over your head because that acne looks mighty close to popping into the soup. You dont need a costume to pretend like you are good, that is like making a sorority girl not look like a whore. Eventually the truth comes out.

I swear, there was a point to that. That point is....I need another beer.

You know why macs are awesome? They have an awesome read line that underlines things when you misspell them...so even a few beers in...I don't look like a...you ready for this? ....a Puerto Rican.

Also Macs are racist. 

At the border of NM and AZ there is the Green hornet..no wait, im sorry, the Green Scorpion. 

See? the Guinness makes me not care...good beer...so cold and foamy and...bubbly.

The Green Scorpion is a great example of these insane people who do not understand the concept of volunteer work or police work. Ohhh! I'm going to wear a ridiculous costume, spending around $1500 (seriously...he spent $1500 on a fucking costume) and parade around the town. I'm a crime fighter, Ask me how!

After the Green Scorpion there is the lovely website

I remember these people. Didn't they play role playing games? They say it isn't a role playing game but....IT IS! You are playing the part of a super hero but failing. There is no radioactive spider to bite you, You are not rich, and WHAT THE HELL? 

When confronted with all of these things, I am eerily reminded of WATCHMEN. You know what I mean if you have read it.  

If you don't, a fiery shame on you...SHAAME.

oh...Cubone is home and is glaring at me. She doesn't approve.......

No, no I don't. I agree, they are idiots who fail to realize that what they are doing is not only ridiculous but can be accomplished in much better ways.

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