Sea Kittens Poll

The Result are in And you decided........!!!

So if your cant already tell from the lovely picture, you have all decided that Sea Kittens should be buttered up and fried into nice and tasty treats, and I for one completely agree. Nothing tastes better than a fish brutally taken from its environment. Those tears just make it all that much more sweeter, actually I don't even know if fish cry, they probably don't but it would be awesome if they cried for we all know that tears are just natures tenderizer, after all how could veal be so tasty....mmmm....baby cow *drools*.

Some of you may think I am being sarcastic, and really I am not. Sea kittens are fucking fish, peta is just a bunch of crazy creepy gingers (the creepy is needed even though I adamantly hate ginger kids with the same passion of the kkk, I will admit that they aren't that bad...gingers not the kkk, no we don't approve of the kkk at all, they are worse than gingers actually because we all know that the kkk is just a bunch of inbred white folks who don't understand the concept of not fucking their siblings. I purposely lowercased that by the way, it's my way of failing to follow grammatical rules because I don't like them) discouraging fishing, mistreatment, eating, sexual abuse, mental harm, or verbal assault of fish. 

"Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"

Yeah, see that quote? That is from peta and they just royally fucked themselves up the taint by naming fish 'sea kittens' because now I just want to eat more of them. Technically, they should be included in the rape category as well because they are kittens, but me and Cubone (yes its Snorlax....or is it?) are ignoring the kitten name in this creature for two reasons: 1. Sea kittens aren't naturally born kittens and therefore unless the fish undergoes a species change thanks to plastic surgery,which by the way would be creepy, we wont rape it. 2. We don't rape food. That's the only line we have and we haven't watched enough Michael Jackson videos to push us past that line. I know, I was surprised that we had limits. 

So for those of you who said 'fry up the fish I'm ready' then we are applaud you, because while peta is fucking crazy, fish are wonderful when battered, buttered, and fried. 

Cubone adds: For the record, there is a restaurant in Asia (forgot what country) where you decide what farm animal you want, fuck it, and have it served up all fancy-like for dinner.  Snorlax and I have not been there, but we are having a Michael Jackson music video marathon tonight, so we'll see what the future holds.

And now our version of the middle finger to PETA:

Cubone also adds:  I was in PETA in highschool.  I was a vegan for a while, but mostly a vegetarian for years.  Then I grew a brain, quit PETA, and eventually my stomach punched me in the face with the gospel of bacon.  You live, you learn.