This is a urgent update....URGENT I TELL YOU!
DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! NO, NOT YOU, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WOMAN. YOU HAVE NO OPINION!
are you sitting down?
The kittens....oh the horror, the Kittens have struck back!
It is almost as horrible as when the empire did it, but its kittens!
See?!! Almost the same! Nobody liked it, they just pretended to so they could satisfy those fans that cannot reach the same nerdy potential of Star Trek fans (We do not support trekkies...Cubone does not support trekkies). We don't make the rules! We simply enforce with Foils and Bicycles. Seriously, have you ever picked up a bike and hit someone's car with it? Very satisfying and point proving. As in, don't hit me with your car you asshole...
Cubone would like to take this moment and tell Snorlax to calm down. We all know that drivers in most towns are horrid and follow the rules all the time. No point in getting mad about that hit.
Snorlax would like to take this moment and back hand Cubone for making this out to be minor. Two cars failed to stop at stop signs and Hit her and the damned bike. Her precious frame is all...scuffed.
Cubone would like to take this moment to point out that it was one car that slightly hit you and the second one that almost hit you.
Snorlax would like to take this moment to point out that both cars just drove around after incidents and kept going. Though point, they did stop in time to not cause any serious damage to the bike.
Cubone would like to take this moment to bring out creepy Legolas...as a distraction.
Snorlax would like to take this moment to say that she understands and would appreciate it if you got rid of him. Put it back in the window....it's staring at me....
Onwards!
Oh wait...did we have a point?
Yes, yes we did.
What was it?
I.................................
See.
No, I don't see...I am a Cyborg, but it's alright!!
But your hair does not have blue roots...and those fingers don't shoot bullets.
It doesn't matter. I still am.
Right, and I am dessarto.
*shock* are you Really? Can I join your club?
Yes, now kittens!
Oh. Right. Kittens. Protect your butts people! This is a serious Issue.
I...I am just sooo...traumatized that I just don't know what to do with you.
Am I like a lobster?
NO!
But I run into the bathroom whenever we have a tiff.
Stop It.
What time is it in France?
No, you aren't going there.
I need a watch--
--Silence--
Stop quoting movies.
Here...this will make you feel better.
That made it worse.
I know. ^_^
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