This is Snorlax checking in with the support of Cubone here, and I would like to make something very very clear. We here at Horrible Intentions aka Hide Your Kittens... would like to make the announcement that while we are disturbed in the way that is extremely amusing and slightly wrong, we are not to the point of injecting heroin into our eyeballs nor willingly (or forcefully) subjecting ourselves to the perturbing world of the furry kind.
When I say furry I don’t mean the cute and fluffy animals that we joke about raping nor your neighbor’s dog frank, which by the way be hairless due to that experiment with the hairspray, I mean after all, how where you supposed to know that hairspray was flammable? No my friends, I mean the people who are out to ruin the fun of wearing costumes for the purpose of sexual acts for everyone. I mean those kids that are raised by Disney cartoons showing animals having love affairs or play the Mutant Ninja Turtles Game to the point of mental morphing. You know the people I mean. You see them in their fursuits (a requirement that every furry eventually makes) which has the use of only participating in disturbing sexual acts while wearing them, because they cant find a subculture that hasn’t rejected them, even scene kids of the emo world won’t take them.
Furries like gingers are just a terrible malfunction of society. They claim that their sexual fantasy of being boned (no Cubone, I didn’t say your name) by person in cat/fox/bunny/bat/Pikachu/dog/horse/pig ears and or tail and or full body suit/paint is not a sexual fetish, yet we all know that this is a flat out lie. Seriously, the claim that they don’t have sex in these outfits which holds as much truth as ovinophobia not being funny, I personally found this out. Well I didn’t don a suit on and get boinked by a furry, that would have just been wrong..no I did something much worse…I went to google. Due to my unsuitable curiosity I am not only crying in horror (as are my fellow roommates) I am going to plant the seed of curiosity (no pun intended)…: www.fursuitsex.com
Did you go? Yeah, pretty much my reaction..unless you were turned on them shame on you! Get of this blog, we don’t condone your actions! Wearing cat ears on your head occasionally does not make you a furry, refusing to fornicate without sporting your cat ears is a clear sign that you are a furry.
So here is some advice if you run into a furry.
1. Avoid furry conventions for they are orgies..and they are held in any odd number room.
2. If you want to confuse a furry throw some human culture in their face, for all furries fail to understand it since they would rather live with animals.
3. Furries come in groups, if you see a suit with hair, run…(again, no pun intended)
4. To kill a furry, just drag them away from the furnternet for five minutes, their brain will implode, that is if their brain hasn’t already been killed.
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